What a Gift—Farah Nabih Berri Becomes Lebanon’s New Ambassador to Britain… Hurry Up and Congratulate
Elias Bejjani/June16/2025
Rejoice! Celebrate! Host your congratulatory parties! This is your moment, ladies and gentlemen—don’t miss it. Let’s all applaud and preen the feathers of the “Master,” and may God multiply the hats and rabbits of his theatrical circus.
It is worth mentioning that officially it was announced today that the Council of Ministers has appointed Farah Berri, daughter of “President” Nabih Berri, as Lebanon’s new Ambassador to Britain, replacing Ambassador Inaam Osseiran.
This appointment is yet another product of the infamous “quota corruption deals”—the corrupt distribution of diplomatic posts among the ruling mafia. It clearly confirms that Nawaf Salam’s government, along with the tenure credited to Joseph Aoun, are nothing but submissive tools in the hands of “Master Nabih Berri, the very man who once coined the phrase about “pulling her leg out of the window.”
There is no doubt that Farah Berri’s presence in such a prestigious post will bolster her father—the “Master”—renowned for his “noble” legacy of corruption, brokerage, manipulation, and absolute control. He maintains firm dominance over Lebanon’s ruling class and with Hezbollah hijack the decisions and fate of the Shiite community—now taken hostage by the mullah regime and its local mercenaries, led by none other than “Nabih Berri” and “Hezbollah.”
So come on, let’s congratulate, offer blessings, ululate, dance, and cheer: “Long live the tenure of Joseph Aoun!”—a tenure that has become a crippling burden on Lebanon and its people, a roadblock standing in the way of restoring sovereignty and implementing UN international resolutions. And here we are, on a date that was supposed to witness the disarmament of Palestinian factions in Beirut’s camps and suburbs. But of course, it passed unnoticed—nothing achieved, as usual, except for a barrage of flimsy excuses.
Joseph Aoun’s tenure has lost its shine, now lumped in with the failed presidencies of Emile Lahoud, Michel Aoun, and Elias Hrawi. And if you need further proof, just examine the names, backgrounds, and allegiances of Joseph Aoun’s chosen advisors. You’ll quickly realize we are living in an age of ruin and disgrace. ..So pour, my dear, pour—fill my glass again, and raise your voice with me saying Cheers!
