LEBANESE STINKING CHAMPIONSHIP BY NUMBERS…
We tried to put figures in way we could measure who stinks most. of course it’s not accurate but it’s always good to have an angle.
Gebran Mon Amour! leading the idiocy category, and quickly running to become a serious medalist in the theft category, of course one could say they guy does not have a criminal record but his party has and a party reputation and history affects ones results…
Hezbollah: yes we were afraid to put “THE” picture cause we have to admit their hacking team is quite efficient. the guys have the only 101/100 in the slave to another country category, specially that they are slaves to 2 countries…
Saad Hariri: The Boy is trying hard, but the team around him are not helping, the history of his party in the theft category is still affecting him…
Walid Joumblat! oops we have to admit the guy is not stupid, but we all are since someone who is leading in every other category is still not in jail…
Michel Aoun: If we had a hypocrisy category, he would have had 200/100, his history helped him a little but he has a promising future and with a little help from Gebran he will soon have 100/100 in every single category…
Samy Gemayel: He is not really stinking, never the less he stinks, his 50/100 in theft and criminality are the hard heritage of the party, let’s see the boy can go up or down… to be tested…
Samir Geagea: if he was not a liar and criminal he could have been a good guy…
Nabih Berry: Say hello to the champ.
Sleiman Frangieh: Again he probably deserve better guards since it appears he stinks more than his results…
Fouad Senioura: This thief is such a gentlemen …
AN THE WINNERS ARE….